chrispiine:

behind every great man is me
checkin out dat ass

notkorra:

“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

lanadelreycist:

I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.